bellossom:

me when I “mysteriously” feel better after I “have something to eat”

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jethroq:

yesterdaysprint:

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Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

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lordgolden:

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

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jethroq:

yesterdaysprint:

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Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

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youngalientype:
“ mod2amaryllis:
“ chubby-aphrodite:
“ darthlenaplant:
“ nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams:
“ bluegone:
“ etherealastraea:
“ dihydrogenmonoxideawareness:
“Why would anyone want to consume it!?
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I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of...

youngalientype:

mod2amaryllis:

chubby-aphrodite:

darthlenaplant:

nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams:

bluegone:

etherealastraea:

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness:

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.


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Originally posted by alepeterslove

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

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yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

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rslashrats:

hair stylists: are you sure you want to cut two inches off? short hair really doesn’t match your face shape :/ 

barbers: here you go man

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giraffepoliceforce:

mymodernmet:

Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.

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